Welcome to the website of the finest darkly humorous cat cards that ever there was. These greetings cards have been loving created by an independent card manufacturer living in Scotland. Now read on, share the humour with your feline friends, contact me and buy my cards. NB This site contains no sex, nudity, profanity or cat puns. Cards 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  Purchase Greetings cards Non-retail : minimum of 10 at £1 each (£10+p&p) Retail : minimum of 40 at 75p each (£30+p&p) Postage is free when you buy 100 cards (£75) or more I'll even throw in a free catalogue - and no that wasn't a pun...